I think I've just signed my own death warrant. Dammit it hell, witherwood-chan, if you breathe a single word of what you've read here to anyone I swear I'll kill you. Or myself.

Damn, girl, you go offline for 4 weeks and the one day I decide to post something no one I know in real life is supposed to read, you come online.

Fyi she's only a distraction so yeah.